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Post  Medibot on Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:57 am

What is Tom Evans?

Tom Evans, family Evanrae, is a distinctive land-dwelling mammal that occurs mainly but not exclusively in Grafton, New Zealand.

Characteristics

Evanses can be spotted by their signature sportswear, curly locks (shampooed or otherwise), lanky demenour and associated sporting equipment. A ready smile and ruddy complexion make Evanses an appreciated (though easily parodied) member of the local community.


Habitat

Evanses flourish most readily on the sports field. While not out of place inside the lecture theatre, more often than not Evanses will be found by the microphone, rather than in the seats.

Diet

Evanses enjoy a curiously tasteless diet of appallingly girly music, such as offerings from Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. It is possible that Evanses highly refined visual system deceives the Evans into believing this is nutritious and healthy, as such fare has thus far failed to show any clinically detectable nutritional value.


Mating Habits

While forgoing the classical 'warble', Evanses will repeatedly call 'Shane Warne! Shane Warne!' even insofar as to insert this phrase indiscriminately into otherwise parsable sentences. It has not been established whether this call indicates that Evanses are attempting to meet with the cricketer, or to use him as an aphrodisiac, or are perhaps successfully expropriating attention from concupiscent females who were actively looking for Shane Warne.
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Post  Tom Evans on Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:41 pm

Haha well done, i did find that quite entertaining.

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